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BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

(Source: ldrsociety)

vinegod:

#ExcusesToCallYourEx by Cam Bam

Do it.

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

  • B. FAVORITE BAND.

  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.

  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.

  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.

  • F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.

  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?

  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.

  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.

  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.

  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?

  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?

  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.

  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.

  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.

  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.

  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.

  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.

  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.

  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.

  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.

  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?

  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.

  • Z. HOW ARE YOU?

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firstbeanstalk:

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cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

WE’RE NEARLY THERE!!!
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transluminescence:

uberconfusedfallenangel:

firstbeanstalk:

jaredsmonologue:

crystaltokyogorepolice:

teenagemutantnegroturtle:

ask-aphsiberia:

mr-pond-parties-in-the-impala:

cosbyykidd:

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

I want you to go man!

if this was a white girl this would have had the notes 3 weeks ago

People are sending him racist messages telling him it’s not gonna happen and he doesn’t belong in Disney World over this post. So we’re gonna reblog it even more.

SIGNAL BOOST 

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON MY DASH.

soon, friend. soon

WE’RE NEARLY THERE!!!

Harry Potter Headcanons That Are Now Actually Canon:

prongs-and-padfoot:

  • Harry is an Auror
  • Ron was an Auror, but left to help George run Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes
  • Hermione is head of the DMLE
  • Neville married Hannah Abbott, who is applying for the job of Matron at Hogwarts
  • They’re still friends with Victor Krum
  • Ginny is a journalist 
  • Percy is the head of the Department of Magical Transportation
  • Teddy is rebellious and him and Victoire snog, like, all the time
  • Rita Skeeter is still a huge bitch
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